Bronze: DmC Devil May Cry by Ninja Theory
I was kinda OK back when the reboot of Devil May Cry was just called DmC. It was kinda punk-y in a way that I could get behind, and I generally like abbreviations as game titles and because I think Devil May Cry is a lame title, so not having to see it constantly would've been pretty great. Then they had to go and fuck it all up by adding Devil May Cry to the end of it. It's like people saying "I'm going to the ATM machine." Hey, you silly human, the word "machine" is already in the abbreviation! Get it right! Now it just feels like I'm saying Devil May Cry twice, which is supernaturally stupid. Good job, Capcom, you fuckin' bastards.
- Isaac Wagner
Silver: Scourge: Outbreak by Tragnarion Studios
Scourge: Outbreak? Pfft... I think that speaks for itself!
I have never played a game before where I was constantly forgetting the name of the game I was playing. Scourge: Outbreak is just such a terrible and bland name that enters and leaves the brain, just like that.
- Ross Hartley
Gold: Alien Rage - Unlimited by CI Games
Alien Rage - Unlimited is an interesting case because I don't even know what the real title of the game is. On Steam, it is listed as Alien Rage - Unlimited but in the actual game, it is just called Alien Rage.
Either way, what a laughably awful name. The alien enemies in the game aren't particularly angry either, so it's not even accurate. Like I said in my original review, the only person who was angry while playing Alien Rage was myself.
- Ross Hartley